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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma Bombeck
Topics:
Car
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Never
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Parenting
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Erma Bombeck
Topics:
Funny
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Gift
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Giving
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
Erma Bombeck
Topics:
Age
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Dog
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Own