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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
Topics:
City
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Family
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Funny
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George Burns
Topics:
Age
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Day
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Hold
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
George Burns
Topics:
Age
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Getting
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Getting Older
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns
Topics:
Age
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Pimples
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Retirement