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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
Topics:
Bed
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Hospital
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Medical
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.
Groucho Marx
Topics:
Like
,
Play
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Then
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them… well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
Topics:
Like
,
Principles
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Well
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx
Topics:
Beauty
,
Father
,
Looks