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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
P. G. Wodehouse
Topics:
Cure
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Gray
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Hair
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
P. G. Wodehouse
Topics:
Funny
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Haircut
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Look
Flowers are happy things.
P. G. Wodehouse
Topics:
Flowers
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Gardening
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Happy