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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller
Topics:
Everything
,
Sets
,
Smile
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Phyllis Diller
Topics:
Me
,
Once
,
Out
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller
Topics:
Age
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Beauty
,
Look
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Phyllis Diller
Topics:
Age
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Old
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Old Age
