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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Spike Milligan
Topics:
Chance
,
Happy
,
Me
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
Topics:
Dad
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Father
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Influence
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan
Topics:
Body
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Health
,
Old
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Spike Milligan
Topics:
Cure
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Funny
,
Sit