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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Spike Milligan
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Chance
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Happy
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Me
Nothing makes me so happy as to observe nature and to paint what I see.
Henri Rousseau
Topics:
Happy
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Me
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Nature
Bid me to love, and I will give a loving heart to thee.
Robert Herrick
Topics:
Heart
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Love
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Me
I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm.
Calvin Coolidge
Topics:
Communication
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Me
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Never
I handed my passport to the immigration officer, and he looked at it and looked at me and said, 'What are you?'
Grace Hopper
Topics:
Immigration
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Me
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Said
There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me.
Thomas Jefferson
Topics:
Grass
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Me
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Nature
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Abraham Lincoln
Topics:
Coffee
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Funny
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Me
I installed a skylight in my apartment… the people who live above me are furious!
Steven Wright
Topics:
Live
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Me
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People
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
Emo Philips
Topics:
Day
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Me
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New
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
Topics:
Dad
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Father
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Influence
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