Wife Quotes

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield

Topics: Funny, Interrupt, Want

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.

Topics: Dating, Eye, Wife

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

Booth Tarkington

Topics: Marriage, Who, Wife

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

Voltaire

Topics: Husband, Surprise, Who

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.

Topics: Good, Me, Success

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams

Topics: Marriage, Nothing, Wife

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.

Topics: Age, Change, Like