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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
Topics:
Funny
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Interrupt
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Want
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield
Topics:
Age
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Food
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Life